Tuesday, May 27, 2008

A Weird Sensation

For whatever reason, I have this sensation that I need to keep my neck covered. Maybe there's a vampire out there that has me marked. I don't know. I just feel exposed and naked. It's really kind of weird. Has anybody felt like this before? It's rather strange.

I remember my friend Jaron would sleep with both of his hands crossed, closing over his throat. Maybe that was his way to ward off vampires.

Should I be hanging garlic around the house? Purchase some crosses? Suggestions? Maybe I should just wear some turtleneck sweaters, which would be odd in the middle of the summer.

2 comments:

Tom Krause said...

You didn't get a haircut, did you?

The Mighty Thunder Chicken said...

Maybe you have Sanguivoriphobia. Do you think you have Sanguivoriphobia? Maybe you have pantophobia.....